ONCE, I WAS IN ROME.....

AND THEY HAVE THERE THAT FRUIT SELLERS ON THE SIDEWALK, BUT NOW I THINK THEY HAVE IT JUST FOR US TO WATCH, BECAUSE IT WAS EVENING AND THE FRUIT LOOKED UNTOUCHED..
BUT THEN, I'M VERY SPANISH AND I PICK ONE PIECE SO I COULD SEE WHAT IT WAS....
ALL KIND OF CHIT HAPPENS TO ME, THE FRUIT BEGAN TO FALL, THE MORE I PUTTED BACK THE MORE IT FALL, THE MAN WAS TRYING TO RELAX THE SITUATION AND HE WAS SAYING: "NO PROBLEMMA!..." "AMMERICANA????" AND THEN I TOTALLY FORGOT AND SAID IN GOOD OLD AMERICAN: "NO I'M NOT AMERICAN, I'M PORTUGUESE!" AND HE SAID :"AH!", THEN I TRYED TO SPEACK ITALIAN, AND THEN PORTUGUESE TO PROOVE TO HIM THAT I REALLY WAS PORTUGUESE AND HE KEPT SAYING:"AH!"