Tuesday, January 30, 2007

A TRUE LIFE JOKE

I READ ON THE NEWSPAPER THE OTHER DAY THE FOLLOWING REAL LIFE STORY:

THERE'S WAS A YOUNG INVESTIGATOR COP WHO JOIN THE FORCE AND HE WAS VERY DEAR OF EVERYBODY.
BUT THEN, EVERYTIME HE WENT WORKING HE KILLED SOMEONE.
FIRST IT HAPPENED WHEN HE SAID TO THE BAD GUY TO DROP THE WEAPON AND THE BAD GUY INSTEAD OF DROPING THE WEAPON (HE ALREADY WAS POINTING TO ANOTHER GUY), HE POINTED TO THE POOR COP, AND THE THE COP SHOT HIM.
ON ANOTHER OCASSION IN THE MIDLEA OF PERSECUE RUNNING HE FIRED 13 TIMES, AND ONE OF THEM WAS A RIGHT SHOT TO THE 5 INCHES BELLOW THE RIGHT EAR, THAT WAS IMMEDATLY DEAD.
THEN THEY PUTTED HIM ON THE ARQUIVES. WHILE THE DICIPLINAR PROCESS WAS OCCOURING.
BUT THEN HE GOT TIRED OF THE DESCK JOB AND HE FORMMED A GANG.
HE STARTED ON BIG ROBBERINGS.
THEN HE WAS A FUGITE OF JUSTICE.
THEN SOME OLD PARTENERS TOLD HIM IT WAS BEST IF HE JUST DELIEVER HIMSELF TO THE COPS (!)....
AND HE DID THAT.
HE'S BEEN ARRESTED FOR 14 YEARS NOW.
HOWEVER EVERYBODY ON THE POLICE DEPARTMENT STILL HAS ONE BIG DOUBT.
HOW THE HELL WAS HE ABLE TO PERFORM SUCH RIGHT SHOTS IF HE DIDN'T SAW AN ELEPHANT IN FRONT OF HIS EYES???

OPTIC, INSPECTORS, OPTIC!!!!

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