PRESIDENT PUTIN

EUROPE, AT MY COMMAND IS OPPENING A WAR AGAINST UNITED STATES AND UNITED KINGDOM.

I AM SURE RUSSIA WILL BE A PLEASENT PARTENER.

I GAVE ORDERS TO SHOOT TO KILL ANY AMERICAN WHO DOESN'T DELIEVER BASE EQUIPMEENT ALL TROUGHT EUROPE.

GREETINGS.

EUROPE MILITARY HIGH COMMAND