THIS IS THE MOST RIDICOLOUS SITUATION

I EVER SAW IN MY LIFE...........!

ON THE FIRST GULF WAR I WAS SO DOPPED THAT THE ONLY THING I REMEMBER WAS MY PARENTS WACKING ME UP IN THE MIDLE OF THE NIGHT (BECAUSE THEY HAD RECEIVED A PHONE CALL FROM A VERY PRETTY DOUGHTER FROM A VERY CHIQ FAMILY!!!....) TO WATCH THAT WAG EARS ON TV, SHOWING US THAT VERY INTERRESTING GREEN LIGHTS WHICH WAS THE MISSILES STRICKING BAGDAD...THE MAN DIDN'T KNOW WHERE IRAQ WAS, BUT NOW BECAUSE OF THAT, HE MAKES 10.000 BUCKS!!!!....

THEN, THEY INVADE AFEGHANISTAN...IN SOME POINT!!!!...I WAS DEEP DRUGGED WITH OFICIAL STATE DOPE, 98% METHADONE HIGH!!!!....OK, I AM NOT SAYING NO MORE.....;)))))))))))))))))

THEN THEY WENT BACK TO IRAQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....I WAS NOT HERE TOO..............!!!!!!

THEN BIN LADEN IS CONVINCED THAT I WAS ON HIS CAMPING CAMPAIGN ;))....

I SUPPOSE THIS IS GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...RIGHT????

I WASN'T, DOW.....!!!!

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I NEEDED TO WRITE THIS