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I LIVE IN NUTS BUILDING.
THE ADMINSTRATOR CORRUPTS EVERYBODY FOR KEEPING HER JOB. HER NEIGHBOURG NEXT DOOR PUTS SALT AT HER DOOR BECAUSE THE DAUGHTER IS TRYING TO STEAL HER SUN.
SOMEONE KILLS ALL THE BUILDING PLANTS.
A RUSSIAN WOMAN MADE IN LIFE, BUT SHE WAS BEATTEN THE HELL OUT WHEN SHE WAS MARRIED TO ANOTHER RUSSIAN. NOW SHE HAS A PORTUGUESE DATE WHO GAVE HER AN AUDI.
HER PARENTS ARE UGDE FAT. I DON'T LIKE HER FATHER BECAUSE ONCE I PUTED MY TV THERE FOR FIXING AND THEN I DISCOUVERED ALL BY MYSELF THAT THE ONLY THING HE DID TO THE TV WAS PUTING THERE A ROPE (TO BETTER TRANSMIT...!!?)
MY NEIGHBOURG NEXT DOOR USED TO CALL THE COPS BECAUSE OF MY LOUD MUSIC. ONCE I HAD COURT PROBLEM BUT I MANAGE TO SKIP THE 500 € BILL.
THEN ONE DAY I PUT SOME PISS AND KINDER EGG AT HER DOOR AND SHE STOPED BODERING ME.
ON CHRISTMAS NIGHT MY UNDER NEIGHBOURG WENT MAD. HER SON DIDN'T SPEND THE NIGHT WITH HER BECAUSE NOW HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND, AND FOR THE SECOND CONSEQUITIVE YEAR SHE MADE A SCANDAL. THE PROBLEM IS THAT THE WOMAN SEEMED TO BE POSSED BY A BAD SPIRIT (I AM SERIOUS), AND THEN MY MOTHER OFFERED ME A ONIX RING WHICH SAID WAS USED BY WIZARDS, AND I WENT IN PANIC AND I TROW IT AWAY.
AT LUNCH MY MOTHER AND I HAD A BIG DISCUSSION ABOUT IT.
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?...
SHE THINKS I STILL HAVE THE RING....
OVER ALL, MY CHRISTMAS WAS ONE OF THE LOUSEST ONE...I HAD ONE PRESENT OF MY AUNT. MY GRANDMOTHER GAVE ME TWENTY BUKS. MY MOTHER GAVE THAT RING AND A SHIRT I HAD PREVIOUS CHOSSEN, WHICH BY THE WAY SHE MISSED THE RIGHT ONE, I HAD TWO CHOCOLATES, TWO PAIR A SOCKS FROM MY OLDAY BESTFRIEND....

SO THIS WAS MY VERY BEST WORST CHRISTMAS OF ALL TIMES.

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